911 EMERGENCY – Harold Ford, Jr. Needs a Barber!!!

Posted on 31. Jan, 2010 by in Off Topic

Exhibit A: Widow's peak with a curly box and a 1987 Kid 'N Play line on the side. WTH???

Sorry y’all, I have to put politics aside for a quick second and address this CALAMITY I have seen on TV in the past week.  This is a threat to our national security!!

Former U.S. Representative Harold Ford, Jr. has made the rounds on TV recently throwing around his possible bid for the U.S. Senate seat in New York.  When I looked at the TV and saw his hairline, I almost threw the TV out the window!  And this is not one of those, “Oh, you just caught me after a 6:00 a.m. pillow fight” type of days.  Harold has been in every form of known media in January with that WIGGY NOT EVER TIGHT!! From my research, it looks like it’s been years since that hair has seen its glory days.

Ford plans to represent a state with the nation’s largest city that contains five boroughs – three of which have barber shops/salons on every corner and in every highrise!!  How do you claim a state that birthed the Hip-Hop culture, yet you can’t secure a decent lineup and/or temple fade???  It’s like meeting someone’s Grandma who can’t cook.  HUH???  ::smh at Harold::

Harold, please take a note out of Barack’s playbook.  Between Chicago and Washington, D.C., there’s a pair of clippers WAITING PATIENTLY to touch his scalp at all times.  He doesn’t even walk Bo in the middle of the night without at least a Caesar cut.

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Exhibits B & C .. an older shot and more recent one

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9 Responses to “911 EMERGENCY – Harold Ford, Jr. Needs a Barber!!!”

  1. janet smith

    04. Aug, 2011

    His white wife cuts his hair. They use the bowl.

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  2. nativeson82

    12. Apr, 2011

    I'm gonna email his staff with the info on my barber on 125th. C'mon man.

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  3. Medea

    21. Mar, 2011

    HOLD UP. Damn….I just laughed out loud (for’real) through every sentence up there!! I had to catch my breath and gave up on starting over each time because I couldn’t get control of myself. *wipes tears from eyes* Ridiculous.

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  4. nene

    15. Feb, 2011

    Hahaha!

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  5. Redboy

    10. Jul, 2010

    OUT THE BUILDING!!!

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  6. DGood

    05. Feb, 2010

    You will never!! LOL!!

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  7. Chinny

    04. Feb, 2010

    Honestly I really cannot stop laughing at this.

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  8. Anonymous

    04. Feb, 2010

    HOL @ a threat to our national security!

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  9. Berries

    31. Jan, 2010

    NUH UH!!!!!!! A MESS!

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