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Buy And Grow Your Own ‘Chia Obama’

| On 18, Nov 2010

Some people have ENTIRELY too much time on their hands. They will try to make a dime off of anything.

The famous “Chia” dynasty of plants that come in all shapes, sizes, and likenesses have expanded their roster. Now, you can get our 44th President of the United States, Barack H. Obama, in your very own molded clay replica as a Chia plant. If you water and seed the bald-headed Obama, your hard work and green thumb will make his hair grow into a lush Jesus-like mat of tiny shrubbery.

Usually, I’m up in arms about something in politics. But, I couldn’t help but ‘holla out loud’ at the commercial for this thing. And yes, it’s real! Who thinks of this stuff? They even showed how you can display it once the “hair” has grown out. I’m done! lol…

To be fair, some of my Twitter followers say there are plants for Chia (Abe) Lincoln, Chia (George) Washington, and a Chia Statue of Liberty. The Chia Obama isn’t exactly something I’d tell him to his face I purchased. That wouldn’t be a good look. But, damn it’s funny…

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