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WIGGY NOT TIGHT: Senator Blanche Lincoln

| On 11, Jun 2010

This hair screams W-T-F!!!!

Senator Blanche Lincoln (D-Arkansas) has been pushed into the national spotlight over the past couple of months.  She was fighting for her current seat in Congress in Arkansas’s primary this past Tuesday.

Well, she eeked out a victory in the primary so she can go to the ballot in November.  But, Misses Lincoln is NOT winning ever at all with her hairstyle. It’s a fluffed bang with a Janet Jackson “Miss You Much” pump-it-up mashed down like a helmet.  Makes no sense to me.  I cannot support anything close to a mullet on a federally-elected official.

Anyone gracing the Hart Senate Office Building or the U.S. Capitol MUST have that mane together at all times.  If Nancy (Pelosi) can do it, so can Blanche.  She needs to hop to it.

Here are Exhibits B and C of Blanche’s violations.

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