Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Likes a Good Threesome

Posted on 08. Mar, 2011 by in Off Topic, WTF Moments

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas seems to be all smiles on and off the bench. At one point in his life, he kept his bedroom HOT with multiple women at the same time. *blank stare*

Somebody left the gate wide the hell open over at the Supreme Court. Hypocritical ass Justice Clarence Thomas marched through it 20 years ago and should have been checked at the entrance.

Some very TMI details surfaced about Clarence Thomas recently thanks to one of his former lovers who has written a book of her own. According to a post on Gawker, Lillian McEwen now has a tell-all book where she describes getting her back beat out by the Supreme Court justice … long before he assumed that title. She makes references to his strong sexual appetite, genital size, and what it felt like to have him.

**THIS IS THE POINT IN THE POST WHERE I THROW UP ALL OVER THE ROOM**

Ok, I’m back…

These sexual trysts took place years ago, presumably before Thomas was married to his current wife, Ginny. But, it’s so ironic that conservative Thomas would keep such a kinky bedroom routine when he has openly spoken against gay marriage and polygamy. He’s the poster-child for traditional family values .. you know .. the ones that include unmarried group sex and bragging about it.

These revelations don’t surprise me as much as they gross me out. This is the same man who made jokes to his former employee Anita Hill about someone putting pubic hair on his Coke can. He even bragged to her how he could put it down in the bed. Yuck!

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8 Responses to “Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Likes a Good Threesome”

  1. Wyatt

    11. Mar, 2011

    I love Prune Juice Media, but I think this post misses the mark. However, keep up the great work!

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  2. Drew

    10. Mar, 2011

    Uncle T likes a good freak session!!!

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  3. Stevie

    09. Mar, 2011

    LOL .. You all are funny!

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  4. Don

    09. Mar, 2011

    I am opposed to immigration and immigration “reform” (amnesty). This country is overpopulated, and 21 million Americans are out of work.

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  5. r

    09. Mar, 2011

    Note to prospective Supreme Court litigants:
    Beware of potential consequences when you say “If it pleases the court….” Judgement may involve penetration by a rhino in a pit full of squid.

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  6. S. M. Hall

    09. Mar, 2011

    My "Home of The Whopper" underpants are off to you, Sir!

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