Rick Perry Heading Home to “Reassess” Failing Candidacy
Matt | On 04, Jan 2012
God is real and He is hard at work protecting His children!
It’s with great relief that I report that GOP candidate Rick Perry will skip plans to move on to New Hampshire or South Carolina to campaign further. After a dismal showing in Iowa, where he placed fifth among the seven candidates, Perry has decided to take it back to the home front and will have a little talk with Jesus.
He says he is deciding whether or not to continue his campaign.
“With the voters’ decision tonight in Iowa, I decided to return to Texas, assess the results of tonight’s caucus, determine whether there is a path forward for myself in this race,” Perry said to supporters in Iowa on Tuesday night.
Let me help make this a little easier for Rick Perry. HE SHOULD NOT CONTINUE HIS CAMPAIGN! In fact, he should have never started in the first place.
If Perry is just now reassessing his chances for victory, then it lets me know that he has been clocked out of reality since he entered the race in August. Dude has not been in this contest to win it. He definitely didn’t bother studying or practicing any media savviness prior to entering the race.
It’s as if Rick Perry was the last person to find out that Rick Perry was one of the worst candidates. It’s a sad moment for him, but refreshing for me and the rest of America.
Welcome to reality, Gov. Perry…