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POTUS Announces The End of Iraq Combat Operations

Posted on01. Sep, 2010 by Stevie.

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President Obama took to every open airwave he could find on Tuesday night to announce that combat operations in Iraq have ended! *does a jumping jack* But, before we break out the streamers and confetti, please know that we still have 50,000 troops over there supporting the Iraqi security forces and American civilians. That number [...]

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President Obama Wins World Award For “Having Balls”

Posted on31. Aug, 2010 by Stevie.

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I’m shaking and trying to hold my loins as I type this. If there are men reading this, you may want to walk away from the computer. The World Testicle Cooking Championship took place in Serbia where various animal testicles are cooked and eaten by participants. Eating animal testicles is said to increase male libido. [...]

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U.S. Consulate Officials Are Getting the Hell Up Outta Mexico

Posted on30. Aug, 2010 by Stevie.

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Here’s another U.S. State Department travel warning you need to read before taking a much-needed getaway. You BETTER NOT THINK of heading to Monterrey, Mexico or mostly anywhere in Northern Mexico without extreme caution. The city, at least 130 miles (215 km) southwest of the Texas border, landed on the warning list at the end [...]

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North Korea Is Not Playing With Your Ass!!

Posted on27. Aug, 2010 by Stevie.

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Yesterday, the U.S. State Department issued a travel warning against U.S. residents attempting to visit Depression Paradise (a.k.a. North Korea). Now, I’m nobody’s travel agent, but you know good and damn well that most people are not thinking about North Korea like that. Did anyone catch what happened to journalist Lisa Ling’s sister and her [...]

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Chavez Says ‘Hell Naw’ to Obama’s Ambassador Pick

Posted on09. Aug, 2010 by Stevie.

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Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is putting his foot down with the Obama Administration in the latest tiff of international relations. President Obama nominated Larry Palmer as U.S. ambassador to Venezuela. His confirmation is pending a vote from the U.S. Senate. But, Chavez is not feeling Larry AT ALL! Palmer has made remarks recently that ruffled [...]

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The Dow Jones Industrial Average Is Trippin!

Posted on06. May, 2010 by Stevie.

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I take a one-day break from Prune Juice Media and the ass of the Dow Jones wants to fall completely out?!  NO SIR // NO MA’AM! If you didn’t hear, the Dow Jones fell 998 points on Thursday afternoon – the largest one-day drop in the history of the average.  It went on to reclaim [...]

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European Union To Bail Out Greece

Posted on29. Apr, 2010 by Stevie.

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The bailout concept has hopped The Pond and hit the European Union (EU) hard this week. On Tuesday, Standard & Poor’s gave Greece’s government a “junk” rating on its debt sparking major fears of a U.S.-like financial collapse across Europe.  Remember that Greece is a member state of the European Union, home to other major [...]

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Mexico Keeps It Real About Arizona to Its Citizens

Posted on28. Apr, 2010 by Stevie.

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Mexican officials have spoken out against Arizona’s new law warning them not to try anything funny when they visit The Grand Canyon State. The country issued a travel alert against Arizona, particularly, because of the “negative political environment” for Mexican visitors to the state and migrant workers. In my opinion, that travel alert should extend [...]

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U.S. and Russia Sign Nuke Treaty

Posted on08. Apr, 2010 by Stevie.

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Today was a step in the right direction for nuclear weapons between the United States and Russia. President Obama jet-setted to Prague in the Czech Republic to sign the New START nuclear agreement with Russian President Dmitri Medvedev.  The treaty, called New START, basically reduces the amount of nuclear weapons each country can hold. It [...]

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Obama Surprises The Afghan People

Posted on28. Mar, 2010 by Stevie.

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President Obama literally dropped in for a couple of hours to Afghanistan and met with their president Hamid Karzai. The long flight and meeting in the middle of the night must really have POTUS taking a whole lotta 5-hour energy drinks. The trip was a total secret from the media, as is the usual with [...]

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WWF Smackdown: Google vs. China

Posted on25. Mar, 2010 by Stevie.

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Google and China have been going head-to-head in the battle for free speech and the results are NOT pretty. Here’s the quick and dirty.  Google has operated in China for four years.  Since the beginning, it has censored its search results in the country because of the Chinese government’s ban on the free flow of [...]

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China Warns U.S. Not to Throw Stones From Their Glass House

Posted on12. Mar, 2010 by Stevie.

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China and the U.S. are at their bickering again. The Chinese have pulled out the mirror and shined the light on the U.S. and a few areas we need to clean up.  This time they are making some valid and strong points. It started with the U.S. Department of State releasing its report about global [...]

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Meet Our Homegrown Terrorist, Jihad Jane!

Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Stevie.

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THIS BITTY IS CRAZY!!! You never know what your neighbors, or it seems family members, are up to when you’re not looking. Here we have Jihad Jane, born Colleen LaRose, a former Pennsylvania resident who left the U.S. in 2009 to commit herself to jihad (or ‘holy war’).  Now LaRose was living with her boyfriend [...]

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Haitian President Visits The White House

Posted on10. Mar, 2010 by Stevie.

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Haitian President Rene Preval paid a visit to President Barack Obama at the White House on Wednesday to personally thank the United States for its outpouring of support after the recent earthquake. But, please know that the job is far from over and Haiti still needs a lot of help. Over 230,000 people were killed [...]

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U.S. Gives Online Services to Cuba, Sudan, and Iran

Posted on09. Mar, 2010 by Stevie.

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I thought this was a pretty interesting development from the U.S. Treasury Department. Sanctions have been relaxed on Cuba, Sudan, and Iran, specifically related to online services – web browsing, blogging, chat, instant messaging, email, photo/video-sharing, and social networking. Software will be exported to Sudan and Iran only because the U.S. Commerce Department has authority [...]

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