Tag Archives: Africa

Matt Damon Wants to Kiss Former Pres. George W. Bush

Posted on20. Apr, 2012 by .

The headline is true, but not in the way you’re probably thinking. Actor Matt Damon recently said he would offer up a big wet one to former President George W. Bush for his support of PEPFAR, or the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief. The program pumped $15 billion into AIDS relief in Africa starting in [...]

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Jheri-Curled Dictator Muammar Gaddafi Has Been Killed

Posted on20. Oct, 2011 by .

The people of Libya erupted in celebration on Thursday when word came in that their dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, was killed in the town of Sirte. Interim Libyan Prime Minister Mahmoud Jibril confirmed the news. Gaddafi has held an iron grip on the North African nation for 42 years. He was known for his soft jheri [...]

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CNN’s Western Republican Debate Slugfest Gets Heated

Posted on19. Oct, 2011 by .

The Western Republican Presidential Debate ended Tuesday night on CNN probably with massive burn marks on the stage. Flames had to be licking from the candidates’ podiums after this show. In case you missed it, this was by far and wide the most heated and interesting debate of all the previous ones combined. The candidates [...]

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Libya’s Issues May Pimp You at the Pump

Posted on23. Feb, 2011 by .

This is a fair warning to everyone who has been keeping up with the crisis in Libya. The world’s 12th largest oil exporter is already causing some issues and high blood pressure in the world’s oil markets since unrest began there in recent days. The sheer scope of the tragedy can and has disrupted some [...]

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Egyptians Rejoice as Mubarak Walks Away From Presidency

Posted on11. Feb, 2011 by .

There’s a lot of reason for celebration in Egypt this evening. President Hosni Mubarak has officially stepped down as the ruler of the African nation. When I tell you .. the people went CRAZY with joy as soon as they heard the news. The 200,000+ protesters began chanting, “We brought down the regime!” They high-fived, [...]

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